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Even Intrepid Eighth Graders Can Outargue Darwin « Blogs 4 Brownback

What’s with this guy? I am glad though that he has a blog, because if I’m feeling a tad down, or stupid, I just click on Blogs 4 Brownback and laugh it up. More often that not the ridiculousness of many of his posts leads to an all out personal battle between him (and the few people that support him) and the rest of the blog community that manage to find the post.

This time, he said this:

Wow. I just found this. It’s amazing how easy it is to prove Darwinists wrong- even a child can do it!

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student who won first place in the Life Science/Biology category for his project “Creation Wins!!!,” says he disproved part of the theory of evolution. Using a rolled-up paper towel suspended between two glasses of water with Epsom Salts, the paper towel formed stalactites. He states that the theory that they take millions of years to develop is incorrect.

“Scientists say it takes millions of years to form stalactites,” Benson said. “However, in only a couple of hours, I have formed stalactites just by using paper towel and Epsom Salts.”

I can’t wait to hear the atheists on this one. Beating up on an eighth-grader will be typical of their classy tactics to date. Then again, nobody likes to be outsmarted by a 13-year-old, especially not people with fancy degrees telling them they’re so much smarter than the rest of us.

Obviously a lot of people left comments asking this guy to shut up about science; many insultedhim based on amazingly valid reasons, but someone did stick up for the ridiculous author of the blog-post I’m talking about, and in comment 29 ”DPS” said:

I think you dimwitted liberals and heliofascists and vegans are just jealous that little Brian Benson is smarter than you. You secretly all wish that you had thought of his experiment, but since your brains are so addled with Darwinism and marijuana cigarettes and soy and recycling that it never even occurred to you. 

To which, “nobody” replied:

“I think you dimwitted liberals and heliofascists and vegans are just jealous that little Brian Benson is smarter than you. You secretly all wish that you had thought of his experiment, but since your brains are so addled with Darwinism and marijuana cigarettes and soy and recycling that it never even occurred to you.”

I can’t speak for anyone else here, but I’m not envious of the kid.

You don’t want your religion or beliefs insulted yet you have no problem calling people dimwitted, facists, and vegans (I’m not entirely sure how that last one is insulting).

I also don’t smoke (tobacco or marijuana) and never have. What’s so bad about soy? Briefly skimming the wikipedia article I see nothing that would indicate it is somehow bad or harmful. And what’s so bad about recycling? Are you saying that we should not recycle and instead just throw everything in landfills?

Well said I say!

It’s hilarious that a flawed blog-post about the flawed application of a experiment to caves which was somehow meant to disprove Darwin’s evolution theory, turned into a personal attack about soy milk and recycling – two things that clearly make one a heathen. What a hilarious blog; what a hilarious blog-post, what hilarious comments – what a hilarious conversation.

Perhaps he should stick to politics, or just shut up all together – but then I’d miss out on some laughter.